Beautiful! (literally, 'Beauty!')
O meu Deus!
Oh my God!
Compra o jogo! (or just 'Compra!')
Buy the game!
Sing, ₣u₵₭ers! (literally, 'Sing, sperms!' [though I believe the proper plural of 'sperm' is spermatazoa. Is that right, Life Science majors?])
May I play?
Jogue mais devagar, por favor. (jo-gee-yu mah-ice jee-va-gar, por favor)
Play slower, please.
Nós podemos jogar mais rápido, se você prefere (nos poh-day-mos jogar mah-ice ha-pee-do, say vo-say pre-fur-ray)
We can play faster, if you prefer.
Escute o berimbau, pôrra! (Es-KU-chee o berimbau, por-ha!)
Listen to the berimbau, ₣u₵₭er!
Calma! Cabeça frio! (Kah-beh-sa free-yo!)
Be calm! Be cool! (literally, 'a cold head')
Atrás de você! (or just 'Atrás!')
Behind you! (right before you martelo your opponent in the backside)
Look! (same tactic as above)
Não é me! (now air me!)
It wasn't me! (banging on the bathroom floor)
O que pôrra é essa? (oh-kay por-ha air es-sa?)
What the ₣u₵₭ is this? (literally, 'What sperm is this?')
Não se preocupado, sou muito gentil. (now say preocu-pah-doh, so muito gen-chil)
Don't be worried, I'm very gentle. (at the foot of the berimbau, just before you Au in and wipe the floor with his ass)
Put it in! (as in, inside his defences, though I'm sure resourceful people like you can find other situations in which it would be apropos)
Você é muito quente (kayn-chee) quando joga. Gostoso.
You are very hot when you play. Me like.
Anything else you wanted to say but didn't know how?
Some of you may feel that the last few lines may be unwarranted for this post. But come on, you know you've wanted to say them!